Semi-Bold Predictions For The NBA Playoffs
by Dave Iacch “The Voice of No Reason,” J.P. “The Big Dipper,” and t.i. “the little dipper” - The Philadelphia 76ers might as well be called the 69ers because they are going to suck until their...
View Article3 Reasons Why My Fiance and I Will Watch The NBA Finals
by Tommy Gimler Awesome! I’m watching because this could be the series that gets me back into the NBA. Two young, exciting teams that like to run. My fiance will watch because there are two dozen...
View ArticleSaturday Night Quick Hits
by Tommy Gimler I’m delirious from being up since 3am, so this might get interesting… Team USA The final 12 players for Team USA’s Olympic Basketball Team were announced today. They include Kobe...
View ArticleJames Harden And His Terrorist Beard Are Blowing Up Your Fantasy Team
by Tommy Gimler Remember that time you cheated on your fat girlfriend with that drunk college coed who wound up being a dead fish in the sack, and then she broke up with you a week later when she...
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In True NBA Fashion, Kevin Durant Is Sporting A Massive Back Tattoo With A...
by Tommy Gimler It’s hard to get to know everything about an artist when you walk into a tattoo parlor. I mean, asking for a criminal background check can be insulting, and it costs money. But putting...
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If Kevin Durant’s New Shoes Catch On Then I’m Fucking Moving To Canada
by Tommy Gimler Might as well wear a goddamn cape while you’re at it, KD. I hate winters. I hate the cold. I hate the ice. I hate the snow. But I’ll tell you what: I hate none of them as much as I...
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Kevin Durant Named NBA Finals MVP But He Sucks Balls At Drinking Beer
by Tommy Gimler Hopefully you did something more constructive with your time last night, like repeatedly jamming a screwdriver up your peehole, for example, instead of watching what is easily the...
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Kevin Durant Runs Out Of Bounds With 30 Seconds Left In OT – Oh Wait, Refs...
by Tommy Gimler Tre Maddox, Tony Brown and John Goble were paid to referee Thursday night’s Rockets-Warriors game in Oakland. The problem with that? You guessed it – they’re fucking garbage. Exhibit A...
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