by Tommy Gimler
Tre Maddox, Tony Brown and John Goble were paid to referee Thursday night’s Rockets-Warriors game in Oakland.
The problem with that? You guessed it – they’re fucking garbage. Exhibit A is the only evidence you’ll need for that argument tonight, and it’s this clip of Kevin Durant taking multiple steps out of bounds before throwing the ball back into play.
The fact that all three of these sick fucks missed Durant running out of bounds isn’t that disturbing when you take into account the fact that NBA refs have been dicking up games for the last 30 years, but still, this isn’t a superstar pushing a defender out of the way as he drives the lane and the defender getting called for the foul. This is a dude taking three full steps out of bounds and all three officials – one of whom was less than ten feet away from where it happened – turning a blind eye to it.
Luckily for the Rockets and the NBA’s “integrity,” James Harden is a god amongst men and hit a ridiculous three-ball in the final seconds of overtime to give Houston a giant W and Warriors fans a giant dick sandwich…
Wait, there’s more: Play Number 8 On Texas Quarterback Sam Ehlinger’s Wristband Features A Few Really Naughty Words
You have got to see this shit:
